A lot has happened since last time you saw me. Or heard from me, rather.
Yeah, I threw up.
I had a mental breakdown, saw a dead body, and threw up. I’m only human, what do you expect?
After that happened, I passed out. Surprise, surprise, I woke up in a bed in a freaking mansion. That dead guy in my living room – who was in fact the guy who shot Jackie in the first place and was AKA Talking On Phone Loudly Guy – wasn’t joking when he said my roommate was rich. She was loaded. Or her parents were.
Matt explained a lot of things to me and I’m going to try to explain some here before I have to go face the music.
One of the reasons I barfed up my stomach earlier was because my body – human body, of course – wasn’t prepared for what Jackie did.
Don’t get any weird ideas. She just possessed me.
No, she’s not a demon, and neither is Matt. (I asked.) They’re both demon hunters.
Jackie comes from a very powerful family of demon hunters that have been around for thousands of centuries. Matt is a demon hunter, but his focus isn’t on the actual hunting, it’s on researching demon attacks and finding out what their next moves are.
Basically, he made it seem like it’s some huge well-oiled machine and that I just messed it up. Well, me and Jackie.
Jackie died. She lost her body and while she was waiting – because surprise, again, apparently she wasn’t really dead – for her body to heal itself, her soul took a detour and came to the apartment. She found me just in time and took over my body. I woke up with no knowledge of that.
Apparently, part of Demon Hunting 101 is to never harm a human. Unless absolutely necessary. That includes, maiming, killing, throwing, blah blah blah, and possessing.
I didn’t want to be around when Jackie got her punishment for that. But, unfortunately, it looks like I was.
Partly because, I didn’t have a car or my cell phone. And even if I did, Matt took me to this undisclosed/secret location while I was unconscious so I now have no idea where I am and Matt won’t tell me.
Now, I was sitting in the waiting room to her room – yeah she has a waiting room to her private bedroom on her own wing of the place. Apparently her dead body is there – healing itself or whatever, and I was invited to be there when she finally woke up.
I’ll let you know how it goes.
If Jackie turns out to be a zombie, I’ll post pictures.